If you can't laugh at yourself..

Long time gone...

Sun, 08 Jul 2007 16:42:39 GMT

I don't know why I haven't posted in so long. Don't really even know where to begin. I work at Sneaky Pete's Cafe in Vestavia now. Single. Hopefully for awhile. I'm tired of bullshit relationships. I mostly hang ou with Melissa and those kids, or Brian and a few of those kids. Formaggio's and Bailey's get most of my money. And...whatev I don't really know what else to say.

recap...

Mon, 19 Mar 2007 18:44:48 GMT

St. Paddy's day was pretty much awesome. Finally got to see Kendra Sutton and the Bad Luck Boys at Formaggio's. They're great. Got a sweet leprechaun felt hat and some beads (no flashing involved), green beer, green jello shots....did not equal green pee, might I add. Anyways, all in all pretty sucessful. Last night was horrible, but I won't go into why. I'm glad it's over though. I'm sick, which is FABULOUS. I finally told Mike about my new job. I'm still going to work at Hollywood on Sunday's, and Saturday night's only if he absolutely needs me to. And any other time I'm available and needed. So Haley will soon be officially BALLIN. Oh man. I'm so excited. Happy Feet comes out next Tuesday, and Children of Men which I have yet to see. Happy Feet=MAD LOVE. Yesssss.

Mama Shirl

Tue, 06 Feb 2007 17:42:05 GMT

http://www.al.com/news/birminghamnews/index.ssf?/base/news/1170757427117310.xml&coll=2

She was my step-grandmother before Bill (my current step-dad) and one of the nicest and happiest people I have ever known. I know she will be missed.

Wed, 20 Dec 2006 21:57:59 GMT

I love my life right now. Everything's pretty freaking awesome.

Going to zoolight safari tonight. Should be pretty amazing.

Going to see Beyond Me at the Highnote Friday, then to the Plaza. Oh and Sammy's.

Yeah...that's about all I can post here.

Only two of the many...

Tue, 19 Dec 2006 20:42:35 GMT

Tue, 19 Dec 2006 20:38:30 GMT

So far, being 21 has been absolutely incredible. Saturday was awesome. The party was....well I don't know if there are any words to describe it. Sunday I slept all day recovering, then woke up to go buy my first legal drink around 12. Last night was pretty sweet as well. The dancers at the Furnace are NASTY. Wouldn't recommend it. I think one of them was like 50. Ew. Now I'm recovering, and very exhausted. So worth it.

Mon, 18 Dec 2006 17:39:18 GMT

Happy birthday to me.

Fri, 15 Dec 2006 00:14:25 GMT

3 days.

Party Saturday. Party Mon. Sex forever. Yessss.

so true.

Wed, 29 Nov 2006 21:34:30 GMT

On another note, I found a car.

nine & sarah

Tue, 28 Nov 2006 18:52:42 GMT

oh man...

Fri, 24 Nov 2006 22:58:00 GMT

I'm about to leave to go get a cell phone and a tattoo, if all goes according to plan. Shit yes.

you know you're not the only one...

Thu, 05 Oct 2006 05:27:44 GMT

I seem to have the worst timing in just about every aspect of my life. Damn me.

Thank You For Smoking is an AWESOME movie. Everyone should see it.

The new Evanescence cd rocks my face off. God I love Amy Lee.

I love him.

I like her.

I should've been a mormon. Too bad I'm not religious.

Tomorow I'm watching Star Wars and The Graduate.

Peace yo.

My new hair...

Mon, 25 Sep 2006 18:13:44 GMT

I'm getting it cut soon as well, but the I did the color on Friday. It took me like 3 hours. I like it though. :)

Thu, 31 Aug 2006 05:10:38 GMT

Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	80%
Stability	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Orderliness	\|\|\|\|	20%
Accommodation	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%
Interdependence	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Intellectual	\|\|\|\|\|\|	23%
Mystical	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	36%
Artistic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Religious	\|\|	10%
Hedonism	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Materialism	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Narcissism	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%
Adventurousness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%
Work ethic	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%
Self absorbed	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%
Conflict seeking	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	76%
Need to dominate	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%

Romantic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%
Avoidant	\|\|\|\|	16%
Anti-authority	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Wealth	\|\|	10%
Dependency	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%
Change averse	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%
Cautiousness	\|\|\|\|\|\|	23%
Individuality	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	76%
Sexuality	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	90%
Peter pan complex	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Physical security	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	63%
Physical Fitness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	44%
Histrionic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Paranoia	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	36%
Vanity	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	36%
Hypersensitivity	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%
Female cliche	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%

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messy, outgoing, open, self revealing, ambivalent about chaos, unpredictable, not good at saving money, social, likes large parties, likes to stand out, risk taker, quick to make friends, does not like to be alone, rash, fame seeking, sarcastic, craves attention, social chameleon, low self control, food lover, not rule conscious, weird, assertive, not a perfectionist, anti-authority, thrill seeker, vain, likes to fit in, reckless, emotionally sensitive, leisurely, trusting

totally me... :/

Mon, 07 Aug 2006 15:34:27 GMT

I'm home. Family vacation was pretty fun. Got some sun. It actually stayed sunny the whole time we were there. My neice is so freaking cute. I will have pictures soon.

Today:

-go get paycheck and see when I work next

-go look for a second job

-dye my hair

-hopefully get my hair trimmed so it will grow longer

-maybe work?

Yep. Call if you wanna hang out...

Yay!

Wed, 02 Aug 2006 21:25:05 GMT

I'm now a registered student at Jeff State. I gots classes, I gots books, and I gotsa parking decal. Hells yess. I'm awesome.

"You should've been a mormon."

That's the quote of yesterday. Towards me, of course. I laughed a lot.

But seriously....yeah I'm awesome. The end.

Sat, 29 Jul 2006 21:26:12 GMT

I feel like no one likes me anymore for no damn reason at all.

Mon, 17 Jul 2006 06:22:23 GMT

I work at Hollywood Video in Vestavia now...with Syd, who's awesome. You guys should come visit. I work every day this week but Tuesday and Saturday. I can't wait for Saturday. It will be freaking awesome. I've been hanging out with new/old people...or just better people. People that actually give a fuck about me, and who are a lot more entertaining. Screw the potheads and the old apartment...it's been done 10 times over. A new phase of my life is coming into play, and I like it a whole whole lot. Less drinking, less everything else, more fun but in a really good way, good (but low paying) job...nice.

Life is good.

Oh yeah, and..

Fri, 14 Jul 2006 14:47:28 GMT

I'm gonna go back to school.

I hate..

Fri, 14 Jul 2006 13:42:04 GMT

How you say you don't like me because you realize nothing about me has changed. Do you know how that makes me feel? You don't like who I am, yet you keep trying to see if I'm a "better" person, then quit because I'm not. I'm sorry I'm not up to your standards. I'm sorry you think so little of me. That's not my problem. I don't judge you. I take people for who they are. Maybe you should try it some time.

I'm tired of trying. It gets so fucking tiring....SO tiring.

Wed, 05 Jul 2006 22:50:44 GMT

I'm leaving at six in the AM tomorrow, and I should be back about 10-12 hours later. So tomorrow night, I'll be back in Birmingham...the lovely Magic City.

Holla!!!

5 days

Tue, 04 Jul 2006 23:05:10 GMT

Woo....Happy 4th. Yay work and thunderstorms. Is it sad that I wanted to stay at work so I wouldn't be bored?

I hope you fuckers are having a good time.

I hate storms. They should eat shit and die.